Um, why thank you! ;D
Here's the first one for you guyz:
The New Cactus Juice Cronicles!!!
Episode 1
The Beginning
Katara's voice: Once a very very very very very very very very very long time ago, 100 years to be precise, there was a dude who could move around all 4 elements. We called him: The Avatar. He had to learn all four elements, and brought peace and balance to the world. Around 100 years ago the Fire Nation declared war upon the other nations. In a Fire Nation raid on our village, they killed my mother *mutters* Fire Nation a--holes... Anyway, a couple years back, my father and the other men of my tribe left to go help in the war, leaving me and my sis- brother Sokka to look after our village. When we heard that our dad was leaving, we were kinda cool with it, I mean come on. If our gran-gran hadn't came to watch over us, we wouldn't have had to do our homework, and we could stay up late and drink all the cactus juice we wanted... But stupid gran-gran had to go and ruin our fun... what was I saying? Oh, right. I know that everyone thinks that the Avatar won't return, but I still have hope. I believe he'll save us all. After the Easter Bunny gets me TiVo.
*Sokka and Katara are in a small fishing boat, a while away from their village*
Sokka: Kaquara... could ya get me another cactus..?
Katara: Um.. maybe you shouldn't be drinking that when you're steering the boat that'll get us back to the village...
Sokka: Drinking while fishing is an American past-time!!! Like fighting at hockey games!!! Oh, wait, that's Canada... 'eh?
Katara: Huh? American? Hockey? Canada? Maybe you should quit drinking that stuff.
Sokka: Don't tell me what to do woman!!!
Katara: WOMAN?? You pig!! You racist, self-centered, sexist... *Thinks of something to call him* Dummy-head!!
Sokka: Uh.. 'dummy-head'? Jeez, someone get the Midol, Katara's PMS-ing...
Katara: YOU.. YOU....
*katara starts cussing him out, all the while cracking a huge iceberg behind them*
BOOM!!!
*the iceberg breaks, the waves pushing their boat through the icy water, and sends their boat crashing, leaving them on a piece of ice in the middle of a bunch of other ice pieces*
Sokka: Way to go there smart one...
Katara: This is all your fault!! If you hadn't been such a stupid jerk, I wouldn't've broken that ice and we'd be able to go home!
Sokka: Riiiight.. this is all my fault.. that's awfully convienent..
Katara: UGH! I HATE YOU STUPID ESKIMO!!
Sokka: Hey, I'm not Canadian 'eh?
Katara: ................... riiiiiiiiiight... So, how do we get outta here?
Sokka: Hmmm.. if only we had a fluffy snot monster to swim us home...
Katara: Oh yeah, I bet you'd want a fluffy snot monster rather than me as a sister!!!
*sokka goes over to comfort her, and gives her a hug*
Sokka: HELL YES I WOULD!!! That'd be hella cool!
Katara: I hate you, I hate you, I wish you'd die!!
Sokka: Oh, no! Katara's having mood-swings!
Katara: I'm not having mood-swings!
Sokka: Well, if a fluffy snot monster doesn't come soon, I'm outta here..
*Time passes..*
Sokka: That's it! I am not sitting here any longer, waiting for my death, because a stupid monster didn't show up on time!
Katara: It's only been 3 minutes...
Sokka: Shut up Kaqra-karra-eggsalad.. whatever! Let's get outta here..
*Sokka tries to jump across the ice to the land, but is extremely uncoordinated, trips over his left foot, and falls in the water*
Sokka: *gurgle gurgle*
Katara: Swim stupid, swim!
*sokka kinda swims in circles, underwater.. and katara jumps in to save her brother*
Katara: Hold on to me Sokka!
Sokka (with a latino accent): I ain't no spoonit lesbo!
*after a little while, she finally brings him on a peculiarrly large ice block*
Sokka: Katty, you saved me!! I owe you my life.. WTF MATE?!
*Katara looks behind her, and sees a glowing figure caught in the ice*
Sokka: A dead body!! Let's poke it with a stick!!
*sokka gets his boomerang and runs toward the ice*
Katara: Sokka! No, wait!!
*Sokka runs into the iceberg face-first, and falls to the ground. Katara picks up the boomerang*
Katara: We have to help him. *She charges at it, and swings the boomerang strongly against the ice, then-*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
And that is the end of part one.
Stay tuned for another CJC. I'll try to post them weekly for you guyz, maybe on a Friday.. or a Saturday... I don't know lolz
And now a 'lil something extra...
Behind the Scenes
Alexis: Okay, that's it for this epi everyone! Good job!
Sokka: Whateva Alex
Toph: Hey, when do I come in the story??
Alexis: Hmmm.. you got a good way to go there shortness.
Egg Salad: Hey, don't dis toph!
Eskimo: Yeah, and nice job being subtle with the whole... Canada thing..
Alexis: What's with that 'eh?
Eskimo: I hate you..
Alexis: How shweet.... maybe I'll make something about Eskimo Salads in the next one...
Egg Salad: Do it, we'll kill you.
There was also another whole episode I wrote, but I'll wait until it's actually time to post it XD
